Sleeping giraffes are the cutest but weirdest thing I’ve ever seen
Look at them
cute
but wtf
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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one time there was a big spider in my house and my sister is really afraid of spiders so i got the bug spray and sprayed the shit out of the spider but forgot to clean it up and my sister walked out of her room and slipped over on all the bug spray on the floor and landed face first onto the spider and that was the moment i stopped trying to do nice things for people
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